Huw’s the leader of the Labour Party?

A made up conversation between Jonathan Bishop (Jon) and Dustin Hoffman (Rainman) about who is the leader of the Labour Party. The scenario is the the first place man, Huw Irranca Davies, or Huw, which with a North Wales accent sounds like ‘Who’. Second place in the leadership contest is Tom Watson, whose surname sounds like, “What’s on?”. Third is Euan Blair, with his first name sounding a bit like, “You’re on.” And also featuring is Ed Balls, whose last name, is “Balls.” It is based on the Abbott and Costello sketch, “Who’s on first base?” (YouTube).

Huw Irranca Davies. Courtesy: Wikipedia

1st Place: Huw Irranca Davies, Leader (Huw/Who)

Tom Watson. Courtesy: Google
2nd Place: Tom Watson, Chief Whip (Watson/What’s on)

Euan Blair

3rd Place: Euan Blair, Leader of the House (Euan/You’re on)

Ed Balls. Courtesy: Wikipedia

Ed Balls, Shadow Chancellor (Balls)

Huw/Who is the Leader of the Labour Party?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I want to know who those three people are on the podium for the Labour Party Leadership Race.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s first. Watson second. And Euan third.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I want to know who those three people are on the podium for the Labour Party Leadership Race.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s first. Watson second. And Euan third.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not I third. I want you to tell me the names of the three final candidates.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

I’m telling you. Huw’s first. Watson second. And Euan third.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I want to know who those three people are on the podium for the Labour Party Leadership Race.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s first. Watson second. And Euan third.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not third. Do you know the candidates names and orders or don’t you?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Yes.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Then who won?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

The guy who came first?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw is first!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Well what are you asking me for?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. Huw is first.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m asking you who’s first!

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

That’s the man’s name!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

That’s who’s name?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Yes.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Well go ahead and tell me.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I want you to tell me who is the leader of the Labour Party.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw is!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Who is the guy who chooses what’s on the voting slip?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

The Chief Whip. Watson’s second.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not interested in what’s second on the voting sheet, I want to know who’s the leader!

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw is the leader!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

So who gets to choose the debates?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, that’s the leader of the house. Euan.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not on, I haven’t even be elected. So who’s third?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, Huw’s first.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking you who’s first.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Then what do you want to know?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Who’s the guy speaking tomorrow?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Euan, tomorrow

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not speaking until Friday. Who’s on tomorrow?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s not on until Thursday!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking you who’s on Thursday. Who’s on tomorrow?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

It’s Euan tomorrow!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Who’s the first guy speaking?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Euan

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not on until Friday. Who’s speaking first?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Euan’s first.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

For crying out loud. Ok, what’s on Wednesday?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

That’s right, Watson’s Wednesday.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m asking you. Who’s on Wednesday?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, Huw’s on Thursday.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking who’s on Thursday. What’s on this Wednesday?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Yes. Watson was second.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I can see that, but who was third?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, Huw’s first. Euan, third.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not on until Friday.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

So what is it you want to know?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Who’s the guy speaking on Wednesday?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s speaking on Thursday. Watson’s Wednesday.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m asking you!

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

I’m telling you. Watson’s Wednesday.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m asking you. Which of those guy’s standing up there is speaking on Wednesday?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Wats-on, the second guy.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

He’s wearing glasses.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Who is?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Huw doesn’t have glasses.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Who doesn’t?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

No he doesn’t. So for the final time; who’s third?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw’s first.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking you who’s first. What’s the name of the guy in third place?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Euan.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I didn’t even stand! Would I be standing here speaking to you if I was third up there?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, so what are you asking?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Ok. Who is the shadow chancellor?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Huw is the leader.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking you who’s the leader. I want to know who the shadow chancellor is.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

The shadow chancellor is Balls.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not asking you how good they are at their job. Who’s the shadow chancellor.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

No, Huw’s the leader.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I know who the leader is. Tell me the name of the shadow chancellor.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Balls!

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m had quite enough of your attitude.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

That’s fine. At least I know who’s friends with me.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Huw is friends with you?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Many are friends with me.

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

So why isn’t he friend with me?

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Who?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Yes, Huw.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

How can I tell you who’s friends with me if you won’t even let me know who you are on about?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

You already know Huw!

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Who does?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

Yes, Huw knows you.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

Many people know me, what are you asking?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I was asking the name of the third place guy.

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

What? Eu-an?

Dustin Hoffman. Courtesy:Wikipedia

Rainman

I’m not on anything! Just tell me who’s third!

Jonathan Bishop. Courtesy: Steve Powderhill Photography

Jon

I’m telling you. Huw’s first!

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